Wher To Find Free SVGS Based On The Griswald Family Christmas
The Griswald Car SVG
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NOT FREE
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NOT FREE
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Did you know there is a Griswald's Family Christmas Village?
Around $8 on sale at Hungry Jpeg
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The Christmas Index
Where To Find: Free Christmas SVGS By Theme (Nativity, Grinch, A Christmas Story, Etc), Where To Find Free Christmas SVGS By Project (Gift Tags, 3D Paper, Earrings, etc) and Where To Find Free Christmas Project Tutorials & Gift Ideas. Including an entire extra index just for making Christmas Ornaments. Find it all here:
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Christmas Vacation Quotes
"Looks great. Little full, lotta sap."
"Do you hear it? It's a funny, squeaky sound!"
"This isn't charity; it's family."
"Hey kids, look! A deer!"
"I'm sorry, this is our family's first kidnapping."
"I was just looking at something for my wife, God rest her soul."
"Mom? This box is meowing."
"What is it? A letter confirming your reservation at the nuthouse?"
"Hallelujah! Holy sh*t! Where's the Tylenol?"
"If that thing had nine lives, she just spent 'em all."
"We're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas."
"Surprised, Eddie?... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised."
"I don't know what to say, but it's Christmas, and we're all in misery."
"Yes, it's a bit nipply out, I mean nippy out."
"You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant."
"You about ready to do some kissin'?"
"Worse?! How could things get any worse? Take a look around you, Ellen! We're at the threshold of hell!!"
“I dedicate this house to the Griswold Family Christmas.” — Clark Griswold
“Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We’re all in this together.” — Clark Griswold
“Clark, stop it! I don’t want to spend the holidays dead!” — Ellen Griswold
"Eat my road grit, Liver Lips!" — Clark Griswold
“Look at the time! I gotta go to bed. I still gotta brush my teeth, feed the hog, still got some homework to do, still got those bills to pay, wash the car.” — Rusty Griswold
"Clark, we're stuck under a truck!" — Ellen Griswold
"Honey, do you honestly think I would check thousands of tiny little lights if I wasn't sure the extension cord was plugged in?" — Clark Griswold
"It's a beaut, Clark, it's a beaut!" — Clark Griswold Sr.
“You want to hurry this up, Clark? I’m freezing my baguettes off.” — Art
"It's not big, it's just ... full." — Clark Griswold
"Oh boy, this is a surprise, Clark. It's just a real nice surprise. Just a real nice surprise." — Cousin Eddie
“Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead? – Clark Griswold
“Better take a raincheck on that, Art. He’s got a lip fungus they ain’t identified yet.” — Cousin Eddie
"And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?" — Margo
"We’re gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas." — Clark Griswold
“If that thing had nine lives, she just spent ‘em all.” — Cousin Eddie
“This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here.” — Clark Griswold
“We’re kicking off our fun, old-fashioned family Christmas by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select that most important of Christmas symbols.” — Clark Griswold
“It’s people that make the difference. Little people like you.” — Frank Shirley
"I love it here. You don’t gotta put on your coat to go to the bathroom, and your house is always parked in the same place!" — Ruby Sue
"It was an ugly tree anyway." — Art
"Grandma Nora has a painful burr on my heel and if you rub it for me, I'll give you a whole quarter!" — Nora
“The most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and kin.” — Clark Griswold
“It wouldn’t be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter — hotter than they are.” — Clark Griswold
"Last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on a Tilt-A-Whirl and he thinks that maybe next year he'll be guessing people's weight or barking for Yak Woman." — Cousin Eddie Johnson
“How could things get any worse? Take a look around here, Ellen. We’re at the threshold of hell.” — Clark Griswold
“Oh dear, did I break wind?” — Aunt Bethany
“It’s a bit nipply out. I mean nippy out. What did I say? Nipple? Ah, there is a nip in the air. though” — Clark Griswold
“Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, and forgive my husband, he knows not what he does.” — Ellen Griswold
“Catherine, if this turkey tastes half as good as it looks, I think we’re all in for a very big treat!” — Clark Griswold
“Welcome to our home — what’s left of it.” — Ellen Griswold
“If this isn’t the biggest bag-over-the-head, punch-in-the-face I ever got!” — Clark Griswold
“My cousin-in-law, whose heart is bigger than his brain.” — Clark Griswold
“Dad, you taught me everything I know about exterior illumination.” — Clark Griswold
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